Quotes from Xin long zhong hu dou

Yin: [comes in looking for Li Feng] Is Li here?
Quy: [narrows his eyes at him] Huh, you're not afraid I'll chop ya' all up? What do you want?
Yin: [chuckles confidently] Save your breath, ya midget, I came prepared today. See?
[shows Quy a small butterfly blade and begins flipping it back and forth]
Quy: You call that a knife?
[shows off a bigger butterfly blade]
Quy: And what do ya' call this?
Nan: [tries to break it up] Hey calm down, Quy. You really wanna kill him?
Quy: [sarcastically] Why, are you related?
Nan: [rolls his eyes] I guess you're right.

Billy Chow: [after he shows up with two women at Wang's birthday party and gives him a gift] Sorry I'm late guys. Wang, happy birthday.
Wang: [watches as his wife takes the package] Billy, if you didn't screw around, you'd die.
Billy Chow: Hey Wang, relax.
[gestures to the women]
Billy Chow: They're just regular friends. Besides, I brought them along to help celebrate.
Wang: Hmm, you're not worried about your cousin.
Mrs. Wang: [smiles] Today's your birthday, there's no need to get mad.
[to Billy]
Mrs. Wang: You're too much. You know I don't like your playboy ways, yet you flout girls in front of me. He'll send you to Thailand for training. If you screw around, you'll have no strength left.
Billy Chow: [confidently] Hey, that's no problem! I can go to Thailand right now.
Wang: [skeptically] Right. Go screw around.