Quotes from W.W. and the Dixie Dancekings

Elton Bird: No, he don't want no coffee. No, he don't want no tea. No, he don't want no wine. And no, he don't want no WOMEN!

Junior: But W.W. he saw everything. He saw us, he saw the costumes, he saw everything.

Deacon John Wesley Gore: Why, you're just a Saturday night sinner.

W.W. Bright: [Leroy has accused W.W. of being a Communist] I served in Korea. dammit!
Junior: That's right, Leroy. You know who he was fightin' in Korea?
Leroy: Who?
Junior: Chinamen. Communist Chinamen.

Dixie: [Dixie and WW are in the back seat of a car at a Drive-in movie, where an Errol Flynn flick is playing; WW pops up to watch the screen] What's the matter? Are you queer or somethin'?
W.W. Bright: No, but if I was queer, that's
[pointing at Flynn]
W.W. Bright: who I'd be queer FOR.