Quotes from The Velocity of Gary

Gary: Gary dreams about kissing someone so hard his mouth hurts. He dreams about kissing someone so soft his heart hurts, so long his neck hurts, so deep his throat hurts. Gary dreams about kissing someone so... completely that nothing hurts.

[from the trailer]
Gary: You spent all the money on junk food? Y'know, some of that was rent money.
Valentino: I thought we paid that last month.

Valentino: I don't wanna live without you guys. And now I don't wanna die without you.

Venus: Twixt opptimist and pessimist: the difference is droll.
Coco: One sees the doughnut, the other the hole.
Venus: [both] FAGOT!

Mary Carmen: I'm sorry, but I wasn't listening. Does that mean I'm going to die too?