Quotes from B. Monkey

Beatrice: Tomorrow is a long way off, Alan. I might have forgotten you by then.

Beatrice: Angie, can I leave early on Friday?
Angie: Why?
Beatrice: I'm going to Paris. With my boyfriend.
Angie: It will rain.

Alan Furnace: You know, this doesn't actually look like me. Underneath there's a...
Beatrice: ...a prince?
Alan Furnace: No, just a good-looking frog.

Beatrice: Whoever thought I could find happiness in the middle of fucking nowhere?