Quotes from Under Wraps (TV)

Gilbert: My mom collects antique dolls. That's perfectly normal.
Amy: She takes them to the movies.
Gilbert: There's nothing strange about that.
Amy: She buys them popcorn.
Gilbert: Once! She did that once!

Gilbert: What does "celibate" mean?
Amy: No chicks.
Gilbert: Oh. I could never handle that.
Amy: You'll get used to it.

Marshall: The Sound of Music?
Gilbert: I don't care what you say. Liesel was a total babe.

Amy: Clogging? What is this, Hee-Haw?
Marshall: Hey, it worked, didn't it?
Amy: Yeah, but next time, think of an idea that makes YOU look like a dork.

Amy: Get outta the way, LEONARD. And take your blanket with you.
Leonard: It's not a blanket, it's a rag! I carry it around in case I hafta wipe up something.
Amy: Oh, yeah, right, and I'm not wearing a bra, I'm wearing a bulletproof vest.
Gilbert: You're wearing a bra?
Amy: Oh, shut up.

Gilbert: What should we call him?
Amy: How about 'Mummy'?
Marshall: How about Harold?
Amy: Harold?
Marshall: I don't know; He looks like my Uncle Harold.
Amy: Geez, your aunt must be ready to open a vein!

Marshall: Have you ever SEEN a dead person?
Amy: Oh, yeah, I've got 'em lying around my basement in huge stacks. You know, you should come over some time; we use 'em to build big forts.