Quotes from The Unborn

[requesting a sperm sample]
Dr. Richard Meyerling: I hope you're in the mood

[Virginia doesn't realize that her unborn child was sired by an alien]
Virginia Marshall: What if the baby turns out like me?

Virginia Marshall: Go ahead - tell me I'm glowing.

Abortionist: Candy apple time!

[attempting to calm a patient]
Dr. Richard Meyerling: Rupture of the navel is common during pregnancy.