Quotes from Taiho shichauzo (V)

[a baseball comes flying through the air and knocks out a guy peeing on a telephone pole]
Strike Man: You villainous scoundrel, you! Ruffians like you perpetrate evil in society! What barbarous potty training!

Strike Man: I need that money for a pretty woman!

Strike Man: I'm catching uuuppp!

Ken (Into the radio): By the way, Miyuki...
Natsumi (Into the radio): Yes, Kennie? Wanna talk to Miyuki?
Ken: T-Tsujimoto! (Into the radio) N-n-n-othing! Nothing at all! (Ends communication) Oh, what a loser I am...
Natsumi: What a loser.

Beach Volleyball Man: So, Shorty here's going to be my partner.

Natsumi: Diamond Knuckle Attack!
[Punches out the windshield of a truck]
Natsumi: I'm through.

Strike Man: With the letter "V" marking my brow, I metamorphose into the Beach Volleyball Man! The man kids find groovy.

Scooter Mama: YOU'VE MADE ME WASTE PRECIOUS SHOPPING MINUTES!

Beach Volleyball Man: Gaze upon my crest! "V" for "Beach Volleyball Man"!
Natsumi: More like "Vacuum head".

Natsumi: Well, looks like we meet again, Strikeout Man!
Santa Claus Man: How many times do I have to tell you? I am Santa Claus!
Natsumi: Hey, look! It's Elvis in a UFO!
Santa Claus Man: [turns around] No! Not again!