Quotes from T Bone N Weasel (TV)

T Bone: I thought you were my friend.
William 'Weasel' Weasler: I am your friend
T Bone: You sent me to jail, man!
William 'Weasel' Weasler: I ain't always a good friend!

William 'Weasel' Weasler: Like I was saying the other day, only steal cars you know how to drive.

T Bone: I'm serious, Weasel. You better ease up and lay off before I cloud up and rain all over you.
William 'Weasel' Weasler: I hear a lot of thunder, but I don't feel a drop.