Quotes from Quest for Camelot

Bladebeak: You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel - clucky? Well, do ya... punk?

[Trying to start a fire with two sticks]
Cornwall: Come on, baby, light my fire...
Devon: You know, there's nothing more pathetic than a flame retarded dragon.

Devon: Anyway, cheer up. When we get to Camelot, we'll be kissed by the world's most beautiful women.
Cornwall: Yeah, we're a giant talking lizard with two heads. We're gonna have to beat them off with a stick.

Devon: Enchanté, mademoiselle. I'm Devon, and this growth on my neck is Cornwall.
Cornwall: But you can call me Corny for short.

Cornwall: Eh, you're better off without him. He walks funny. He even looks funny. People throw darts at him.
Devon: How can you be so cold-blooded?
Cornwall: Easy, I'm a reptile.

Kayley: Are you *sure* this is dragon country? I mean, shouldn't there be a sign or something? It could say, 'Welcome to Dragon Country.'... You don't think we'll *see* any... do you?... Is a group of dragons a pack or a flock? Is it a gaggle or a herd? Is it a pride?
Garrett: Quiet.
Kayley: Do you hear something?
Garrett: No, I just want you to be quiet for a while.

Bladebeak: Dragon a la king. It's such a pleasant change from - -chicken?

Devon: Frankly we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.

Garrett: What are you?
Devon, Two-Headed Dragon: Frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.

Kayley: You *saved* my life! Thank you!
Garrett: Well, everyone makes mistakes sometimes.
Kayley: Oh, I get it. This is where King Arthur sends his unfunny jesters, right?
Garrett: And know I'll thank you...
Kayley: For what?
Garrett: For reminding me why I'm a hermit. Good day!

Garrett: I know the sound of each rock and stone/ I embrace what others fear/ You are not to roam in this forgotten place/ Just the likes of me are welcome here/ Everything breathes and I know each breath/ For it means life, for others it's death/ Perfectly balanced/ Perfectly planned / More than enough for this man/

Garrett: Like every tree stands on it's own/ Reaching for the the sky, I stand alone/ I share my world with no one else/ All by myself, I stand alone/ I've seen your world/ With these very eyes/ Don't come any closer/ Don't even try/ I've felt all the pain/ Heard all the lies/ But in my world, there's no comprimise/ Like every tree stands on it's own/ Reaching for the the sky, I stand alone/ I share my world with no one else/ All by myself, I stand alone/

Kayley: Garrett, what are you doing?
Garrett: I'm driving!
Kayley: Are you *sure* that's such a good idea?

Kayley: Hey, your falcon has silver wings!
Garrett: *Really?* I'll have to take your word for it.
Kayley: Sorry, it just means he knows where Excalibur is!
Garrett: Sure he does, in Camelot. You know, big castle, lots of flags...
Kayley: No, it's somewhere in the forest!

King Arthur: Is there any news? Have the knights found Excalibur?
Merlin: I'm afraid not, sire.
King Arthur: Then I'll go after it myself.
Merlin: No. You must regain your strength.
King Arthur: Is there anything your magic can do?
Merlin: You must rely on the courage of your people.

King Arthur: You have reminded us that the strength of a kingdom is not based on the strength of the king, but on the strength of its people.

King Arthur: You may kill me... but you'll never destroy the ideals of Camelot.
Ruber: Well, I've got to start somewhere.

Lady Juliana: Ruber.
Ruber: Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single...
Lady Juliana: Impertinent pig.
Ruber: Is that a no?

Lady Juliana: You're mad.
Ruber: I'm *so* glad you noticed. I've been working at it for years.

Minion: Nothing can stop Ruber's plan to take over Camelot.
Lady Juliana: You don't know my daughter.

Ruber: A spear. How stone age. A king would hold a nobler weapon. A king would hold Excalibur.

Ruber: Panic sweeps across the land.
Gryphon: Precisely.
Ruber: My plan is perfect.
Gryphon: Precisely.
Ruber: Without the sword, Arthur is vulnerable.
Gryphon: Precisely.
Ruber: And now Excalibur is mine.
Gryphon: Eh... here's where we enter a grey area.

Ruber: Where did you drop the sword?
Gryphon: It all looks so *different* from down here...

Kayley: But mother Excaliber is stolen.

[after Cornwall and Devon fall off the edge of a cliff]
Cornwall: Houston, we have a problem.

Kayley: Hey, Ruber!
Kayley: I will not serve a false king!

Ruber: You've been quite annoying, for a girl.

Kayley: Why won't you look at me when I'm talking to you?... Oh. Oh, I didn't realize you were...
Garrett: What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome?
Kayley: Blind.
Garrett: ...You know, I always forget that one.

Kayley: Garrett, why won't you look at me when I'm talking to you? Oh, oh I didn't realize you were ...
Garrett: What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome?
Kayley: Blind.
Garrett: You know I always forget that one.

Ruber: Find them all and report back to me! Did you hear me?
Gryphon: Sorry, Master. My mouth was full.
Ruber: Typical! Of all the evil creatures in the world, I had to find one with *table manners*!

Bladebeak: Moving bush! WHOO!

[to Ayden]
Cornwall: I got three words for you, Birdy! "Dinner. Is. Served"!

Sir Lionel: I'll not serve a false king.
Ruber: Then serve... A DEAD ONE!
[Ruber attacks Arthur]

Ruber: When I get my hands on that girl...

Garrett: Look at the sky/ Tell me what do you see/ Just close your eyes and describe it to me/ The heavens are sparkling with starlight tonight/ That's what I see through your eyes/

Kayley: Please... Don't die.
[She places the healing plant on his side]
Kayley: I can't do this on my own.
[There is a pause as Ayden flies in]
Kayley: I'm sorry. It's all my fault that you were hurt. I mean, I was rattling on when I should have been quiet. I'm no help to anyone.
Garrett: [Shushes her gently] You're wrong.

Kayley: Camelot! Oh Garrett, it's so beautiful! I wish you could see it.
Garrett: I have seen it. And there was no place for me.
[hands her Excalibur]
Kayley: Garrett, what's wrong?
Garrett: Take Excalibur to Authur. You don't have much time.
[Turns back towards the Forbidden Forest]
Kayley: [Runs ahead of him, blocking his path] But we'll deliver the sword together.
Garrett: No. You deliver it. I... I don't belong in that world.
[Moves past her]
Garrett: Come on, Ayden.
Kayley: [softly] But you belong in mine.

Garrett: [to Ayden] You don't understand. In Camelot, she'd only see me through their eyes. Not a knight, not a man, not anything.

Young Kayley: I'm coming with you, Daddy!
Sir Lionel: Yes, when you're old enough Kayley. I will take you to Camelot, I promise. I love you!
Young Kayley: One day, I will be a knight, like Father.

Kayley: [dancing with Garret at their knighting ceremony]
[motioning to the hall of people]
Kayley: Oh, Garret! Isn't this everything you ever dreamed of?
Garrett: Hmm... Not quite *everything*...
[spins Kayley into his arms]