Quotes from The Pagemaster

Richard: This is not good, definitely not good.

Mr. Dewey: Richard Tylor, consider this your passport to the wonderful and quite unpredictable world of books.

Fantasy: What is this?
Richard: It's a library card.
Fantasy: I'm a book, honey, I can read.

Dr. Jekyll: My boy, I derive no pleasure in telling you that you are in extreme danger.
Richard: Danger?
Dr. Jekyll: Even as we speak.

[upon meeting Captain Ahab]
Fantasy: He's possessed!
Horror: He's insane!
Adventure: He's my kinda guy!

Tom: Give the word, captain Silver, and I'll show you the color of his insides.
Richard: Red, red, they're red!
Long John Silver: Stow your cutlass, Tom, I want a better look at his outsides first.

Adventure: Hmm, you know what would make this a happy ending? A kiss.
Horror: Doh, okay.
[smack]
Adventure: I meant from her!

Adventure: I wrote the book on sailing. In fact, I am the book on sailing.

Fantasy: You know this short story?
Richard: He's Adventure.
Fantasy: Honey, that's what they all say.

Horror: We are lusty, adventurous men.

Richard: Hey! How'd you get here?
Fantasy: Quit it! We are in the presence of the Pagemaster.
Richard: I know who he is. He's the guy who did all this to me! Do you have any idea what I've been through?
The Pagemaster: Tell me.
Richard: I was nearly torn to shreds by a crazy doctor, I was made a slave to a bunch of mangy pirates, and eaten - Got that? - eaten by a fire-breathing dragon!
Horror: He don't mean it, my Pagemaster. He don't mean it.
Richard: Not to mention being tossed, squashed, and scared practically to death!
The Pagemaster: Yet you stand before me.
Richard: Well, yeah.
The Pagemaster: Think, boy. What kind of an adventure would you have had if I brought you here with the turn of a page?

Richard: Fantasy!
Fantasy: Naturally. Who were you expecting, Honey? The Tooth Fairy?

Horror: Sixteen men on a dead man's stomach...
Fantasy: No, no! Chest! Chest!

Adventure: How would you like to curl up with a good book?
[Fantasy wallops him]
Adventure: Ow, me binding!
Fantasy: In your dreams!