Quotes from The Old Grey Hare

Bugs Bunny: You ain't got me yet, by Gum! He he he he! Ow, darn this lumbago!

Baby Elmer: I'm wooking for a widdle baby bunny. I'm gonna thoot 'im dead. Bang!
Baby Bugs: What does he wook wike?
Baby Elmer: He wooks... just wike you!
[aims popgun at Bugs]
Baby Bugs: Do tell! Do tell!

Elmer J. Fudd: Hey, where am I? What happened? I'm all wrinkled. What year is this?
[reading newspaper]
Elmer J. Fudd: 2000 A.D.? Gwacious! What's this?
[reading some more]
Elmer J. Fudd: Bing Crosby's horse hasn't come in yet? Hey! Smellavision wepwaces television? Howy mackarel!

[First lines]
Elmer J. Fudd: [Crying] I twied and I twied, but I just simply can't seem to catch that old wabbit!
God: If at first you don't succeed, Elmer, try, try again.
Elmer J. Fudd: Why twy again? Think of how wong it would take?
God: Come, Elmer. Let us look far into the future.
Elmer J. Fudd: Will I eventually catch the wabbit?
God: Come, Elmer. Come past the years 1950, 1960, past 1970, '80, '90... When you hear the sound of the gong, it will be exactly 2000 A.D.

Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, Prune face?
Elmer J. Fudd: I'm looking for a wittle grey wabbit.
Bugs Bunny: Tell me, Droopy. What's he look like?
Elmer J. Fudd: He wooks... just wike you!
[Aims gun at Bugs]
Bugs Bunny: Not so fast there, Grandpaw.

[Last lines]
Elmer J. Fudd: [Buried underground] Well, anyway, that pesky wabbit is out of my life forever and ever.
Bugs Bunny: [Pops in] Well, now I wouldn't say that.
[Kisses Elmer and hands him a lit stick of dynamite; Iris out]