Quotes from The Odd Angry Shot

Bill: [trying to drink a can of beer] I can't find the hole.
Harry: You could if it had hair 'round it.

Harry: Fuckin' rain.
Rogers: What'd ya say, Harry?
Harry: I said you can set your watch by this fuckin' rain!

Bung: Ah, do I detect the unmistakable tang of ye olde Tiger?
Harry: Bung, you could sniff out a can of beer from half a mile away.
Bung: Just one of my many talents.

Harry: It's the shit-shoveller with the arse out of his trousers and two bob in his pocket that makes Australia. Every time there's a bit of trouble, there he is, standing like a bloody fool outside the recruiting office with his hand out for a rifle, while the rich boys are hanging back, or waiting for their father to get then a nice, safe job. And while you're stuck over here with a lot of poor bastards from the other side, who are just as scared as you, shooting at you, the rich kids are back home, having a bit of a slum or a chop at yer bird."

Sergeant-Major: You lot think you're supermen. Tin heroes, more like.

Harry: I said 'get fucked', you great beer-sodden bag of shit!
Sergeant-Major: Right, you're all on a charge.
Harry: Well, you'd better make it murder, because I'm gonna knock your block off.

Rogers: "Welcome to Partol 2-2, specialists in arson, murder and drinking."

[Bill has picked up a prostitute.]
Prostitute: You like me?
Bill: Yeah.
Prostitute: You very big.
Bill: I bet you say that to all the heroes.
Prostitute: Come, we lie down.
Bill: No, we stand.
Prostitute: You crazy?
Bill: Probably.